Over the next few weeks, I often thought of my BB and how we would get along. When the fateful day came, I quickly realized that I had no difficulty getting BB to respond to my first inept attempts. We were in sync in several ways but BB just could not complete the most important task. I was frustrated and I tried not to feel angry.
After BB's checkup and proper treatment, we gave it another try. Again, BB was incredibly responsive to my touch and rose to the occasion. Success, however, eluded me again. All my years of experience were failing me. I guess I was going to have to go back and read as much as I could on the subject.
Yesterday, I felt BB and I were ready. I climbed on top and began pulling and pushing different parts until I felt BB vibrating beneath me. When we reached a steady rhythm, I gave a final push. I was elated that we at last were in complete harmony!!
In no time, I had the front lawn mowed.
Oh wait, did I fail to mention that the Bad Boy is the brand name of my new lawn mower??